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egg NOG3: Dude, I’m not even kidding. My defense in Madden is killing me. Every play I’m losing about seven yards to the pass.
SuperbeastSylo:: You need to put more pressure on the QB.
egg NOG3: I’m trying everything I can think of. I’ll even throw in a stunt blitz and send in my corner or some shit. But the QB picks right up on it and does a quick pass to the open guy.
SuperbeastSylo:: I went on live the other day under my name Superbeast011337 and pwned some fools, it was great.
egg NOG3: Man, how is Live? I’ve been thinking about getting it, but I just dunno.
SuperbeastSylo:: There’s a lot of 14 year olds…and if it was legal I’d track them down and kick them in the mouth till their balls dropped.
egg NOG3: If only there were justice in the world.
SuperbeastSylo:: or at least my idea of justice
SuperbeastSylo: one where you can kill someone as long as there’s just cause.
egg NOG3: GOD DAMMIT! Another long pass play! I think my problem is that I have some weak corners. I seriously should work out a trade for, like, Champ Bailey.
egg NOG3:: Everyone’s all “he’s a shut down corner”.
egg NOG3:: That’s what I need right now.
SuperbeastSylo:: Actually you can cheat the game and pick up a rookie corner like Adam “Pac Man” Jones and he’ll work perfectly.
egg NOG3: Pac Man! My boy from THE West Virginia University!
SuperbeastSylo: You’re still riding me over that?
SuperbeastSylo: I fucking hate you.
SuperbeastSylo: You know I graduated from UGA, asshole.
egg NOG3: Yeah, I do.
egg NOG3:: Which is why I’ll take ever chance I get to remind you that WVU treated YOUR UGA “Dawgs” like Rutgers University.
SuperbeastSylo: Next time we’re at the arena and you’re not looking I’m putting Icy Hot in your gear.
egg NOG3: That’d be, what, the fifth time you’ve done that this month?
SuperbeastSylo:: yeah but it never gets old, you running around yelling “MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!” is priceless.
egg NOG3: My balls sure don’t seem to think that.
SuperbeastSylo:: So did you get the lame ass memo from the LoC staff about using their gyms? Supposidly if we’re not using their gym we’re not working out. They’re trying to make an example by using me…I told them as long as I’m in the shape I’m in and not coming in all saggy they can kiss my ass.
SuperbeastSylo: I mean honestly, do you want to use the same gym as Turk? Have you smelt that guy lately?
egg NOG3: I think he forgot what a shower was. Or feels that a good rain= shower.
SuperbeastSylo:: Oh and then he has the balls to write a column and blast me.
SuperbeastSylo: I’m suprised he knows how to turn a computer on.
egg NOG3: What a chump, leavin’ me out of that.
egg NOG3:: lmao, I think he’s got someone writin’ that for him. No way he’s got the smarts to pull that off on his own.
SuperbeastSylo:: It’s probably his mom.
egg NOG3: He is such a Buff Bagwell.
SuperbeastSylo:: Hey…that’s not nice…at least Buff had SOME talent.
SuperbeastSylo: And it seems management wants to book us in a match…do they keep up with what’s going on at all?
egg NOG3: Do you honestly need an answer to that?
SuperbeastSylo:: No, not really, but hey if the chance comes up I’ll injure him. I mean he wants to say I work stiff, I should show him what working stiff is all about.
egg NOG3: You’d make Bradshaw look like Ghandi.
egg NOG3:: Man, I hear they’re thinking about working me and the GOW out of the Tag Title scene because of what happened with Antoine. That’s such bullshit.
egg NOG3:: Not my fault the motherfucker got arrested, don’t take it out on me.
SuperbeastSylo:: You had to figure Ant would get arrested.
egg NOG3: Well, yeah.
SuperbeastSylo:: I’ve heard various things about what he’s been doing backstage.
SuperbeastSylo: I heard he was even selling steroids to certain people in the back.
egg NOG3: I wouldn’t put it past him.
SuperbeastSylo:: So have you been watching American Idol?
egg NOG3: I try not to. That shit rots my brain.
SuperbeastSylo:: I thought you and your brother were thinking about going on there.
egg NOG3: We joked about it a couple of times. We thought that going on there and giving it the old “William Hung try” would make us a bigger star than wrestling could ever muster. Becuase people are idiots and eat that up.
SuperbeastSylo:: Well you guys do a mean version of “I wear my sunglasses at night”
egg NOG3:
SuperbeastSylo:: I was a little freaked out by you guys doing “I’m too sexy” in the back.
egg NOG3: We felt it needed to be shared.
egg NOG3:: Plus any chance I get to break out my catwalk dance, I’m jumping on it.
SuperbeastSylo:: Yeah well I’m going to bed, I have a photoshoot and two interviews tomorrow.
egg NOG3: Oh shit, yeah I didn’t realize it’s so late. I’ve got an early date at the LoC’s fucking gym. Stupid memos. I think I’m going to set it on fire in front of them again.
SuperbeastSylo:: Just sling feces around.
egg NOG3: That’s my backup.
egg NOG3:: Anyway, peace. I’m out like Disco. \m/,
SuperbeastSylo:: Be glad you’re not a champion anymore, they have my ass running all over God’s green earth AND expect me to go to their gym…fuckin’ Nazi’s
egg NOG3: lol
egg NOG3:: All hail Adolf Thomas!
SuperbeastSylo:: *Marches in place*
SuperbeastSylo: Anyway, later.
egg NOG3: L8.
SuperbeastSylo signed off at 10:58:49 PM..

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