General 22 Feb 2006 05:13 am

Unto thee, I say “Nay, I know not of whom you speak. For he is the divine evil, and I am the righteous path.”

It occured to me this morning that I have awful sleep habits. It’s not so much I’m staying up until 6 or 7 am, it’s that I’m doing nothing in the process. I mean, outside of scouting talent for my next factious (ie: that fucking awesome) rock band, “Tqusepha”. Yeah, that’s an awesome name, don’t you think? Don’t ask me how to say it either, I have no fucking clue.

If you’re ever around this guy, I suggest you get his autograph. It’s only a matter of time before he blows up and forgets his roots. Then the bitch is gonna charge your ass for that John Hancock.

I’ve been entertaining rumors of a Lactose sighting around Mexico. I say “entertaining” because this ranks up there with telling me you’ve just seen Big Foot. Sure, someone’s going to think it’s cool, but I’m just not your guy. Better luck next time. Keep dreaming the impossible dream.

-NOG

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