Start off by wishing all the moms out there a Happy Mother’s Day. Hurray for West Virginia created holidays. Try not to spend too much time in the kitchen because your children are assholes and won’t cook for you.

Birthday was nice. Feels weird to turn 32. I just feel old now.

In LoC news: We’re in the middle of contract talks with BT and the LoC. Don’t expect to see us on TV for a little while until both sides can agree on a number that favors us both. Money is the root of all that is evil.