Baseball 29 Aug 2006 02:23 am
51-81
Today, egg NOG, Hot Butter, myself and a friend of ours went to see the Pirates play destroy the Cubs. After the reckoning, egg NOG drove home, but being a Cubs fan and watching them get crushed by the second worst team in baseball, he was getting more and more tired as we drove on. I guess watching something like that would have some kind of draining effect on your soul, or something. I usually leave in the second inning to beat the rush. Anyway, our friend ended up taking over the wheel and driving us home. He got pulled over at some point on I-79, and this is what he said to the cop:
Write me up a one twenty-five
Post my face “Wanted Dead or Alive”
Take my license, all that jive
I can’t drive… fifty-five!
It was weird.