General 24 Aug 2006 11:34 pm
“Dwarf Planet?” “DWARF PLANET?!?”
In response to today’s news that Pluto is gonna be considered a “dwarf planet”, YoGuRt would like to offer his carfeully considered criticism of the choice.
What? Pluto’s not a planet anymore?! Michael E. Brown, if I ever see you in the street, I swear to fucking God that you’ll get your comeupance!
I mean, I don’t know what you look like or anything, so if you see me coming, let me know so that I know to beat the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed shit out of you, okay?
Also, in other news, Dairytown wasn’t blowed up by President Ahmadinejad like we thought it might be. Turns out he just wanted to play a game of Scrabble with MiLk and Hot Butter. Oh well, live and learn.