Baseball & General 31 Aug 2006 01:56 pm
God takes long leak on Dairytown.
True story: God loves the golden shower. He also loves to knock out the water supply so I can’t shower. God is a sick fuck and I smell bad.
Speaking of stinking, my Cubbies lead cHEESE’s Buccos by a meer 1½ games to be the worst team in baseball. He told you about the game… he was pretty much right. Losing taking a lot of out you. We should’ve gone to the game on Tuesday or even on Wednesday. At least those loses were close.
Honestly, the Cubs deserve the honor of being the worst team in baseball more than anyone I know. The Royals included. It hurts to say that, but Dusty Baker sucks Dick Pole off. His name really is Dick Pole, too. His parents are assholes like that. He should call himself Richard. But we’d still probably call him Dick.
