• Wrote and co-stared in the smash hit Broadway musical “The Legion of Dairy Go to Mars”. Here’s an excerpt from the fan-favorite number “Wrestler and the Martian”. 

    MiLk:
    Oh, the wrestler and the martian should be friends,
    Oh, the wrestler and the martian should be friends.
    One likes to probe an anus,
    The other has the Macho Madness,
    But that’s no reason why they cain’t be friends.

  • Finally got around to reading the way too over-hyped “Chicken Soup for the Professional Wrestler’s Soul“.