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• Wrote and co-stared in the smash hit Broadway musical “The Legion of Dairy Go to Mars”. Here’s an excerpt from the fan-favorite number “Wrestler and the Martian”. 

  MiLk:
  Oh, the wrestler and the martian should be friends,
  Oh, the wrestler and the martian should be friends.
  One likes to probe an anus,
  The other has the Macho Madness,
  But that’s no reason why they cain’t be friends.

• Finally got around to reading the way too over-hyped “Chicken Soup for the Professional Wrestler’s Soul“.

I ran against Mayor McCheese for mayor on what I thought would be a popular political platform (suffering succotash, that’s an abundance of alliteration!) of fighting bears, but it turns out that the people of Dairytown are more concerned with “the issues” and “integrity”. Pfft. Whatever.

• Watched as egg NOG juggled three flaming Hummers. Then, when a baby fell out of a plane going overhead, he caught it with his left foot, never dropping a single Hummer.
• Cheered for MiLk at a World Championship Armwrestling event as he dominated the competition.

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