the Blog of Dairy

I just wanted to take the time to congratulate MiLk and Hot Butter on their debut on GCW’s Global Domination whenever it was. Not only did they fight in the main event, but they did something gross that I never want to think about again. Please, feel free to enjoy their antics. At least until egg NOG and I come back, anyway.

by William Bojangles
Daily Mail Staff

Despite selling out his recent concert at the local Dairytown MegaAmpaTheataPlex, Kanye West was surprised to have to rap to row after row of empty seat.

“It’s just a real weird thing to see, you know,” said West, 30, when asked about the incident. “Most people, when they spend the money to see my shows, they show up, you know? I put on the greatest show on earth, and these people don’t want that? Crazyness.”

Boy, it sure has been a while since we’ve posted anything. A long, long while, and yet you, our dedicated fan, show up in droves (sometimes once, or even two times a day)! To show you how much we appreciate your fanishness, please allow me to recap what’s been happening of late:

• MiLk and Hot Butter may or may not have joined up with a brand new promotion. Here’s a hint: if you see two guys on TV, it’s MiLk and Hot Butter.
• egg NOG got a job working in the booth on Monday Night Football. He’s in charge of uncomfortable silences, and he’s doing extraordinary work.