the Blog of Dairy

Start off by wishing all the moms out there a Happy Mother’s Day. Hurray for West Virginia created holidays. Try not to spend too much time in the kitchen because your children are assholes and won’t cook for you.

Birthday was nice. Feels weird to turn 32. I just feel old now.

In LoC news: We’re in the middle of contract talks with BT and the LoC. Don’t expect to see us on TV for a little while until both sides can agree on a number that favors us both. Money is the root of all that is evil.

Deuces! (A Fully-Sanctioned Cookie Recipe of the Legion of Dairy)

2 Eggs
2 3/4 Cups All-Purpose Flour
1 Cup White Sugar
9 oz. Peanut Butter Chips
9 oz. Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1/2 Cup Butter
1 1/4 Tsp. Vanilla Extract
1/2 Cup Eggnog

Poo-poo doesn’t belong in the microwave.

egg NOG3: Dude, I’m not even kidding. My defense in Madden is killing me. Every play I’m losing about seven yards to the pass.
SuperbeastSylo:: You need to put more pressure on the QB.
egg NOG3: I’m trying everything I can think of. I’ll even throw in a stunt blitz and send in my corner or some shit. But the QB picks right up on it and does a quick pass to the open guy.
SuperbeastSylo:: I went on live the other day under my name Superbeast011337 and pwned some fools, it was great.

It occured to me this morning that I have awful sleep habits. It’s not so much I’m staying up until 6 or 7 am, it’s that I’m doing nothing in the process. I mean, outside of scouting talent for my next factious (ie: that fucking awesome) rock band, “Tqusepha”. Yeah, that’s an awesome name, don’t you think? Don’t ask me how to say it either, I have no fucking clue.

If you’re ever around this guy, I suggest you get his autograph. It’s only a matter of time before he blows up and forgets his roots. Then the bitch is gonna charge your ass for that John Hancock.

Yeah, so I was giving it some thought today and I think I’m going to try and kill Mayor McCheese. Not because he’s the right hand man of Satan or anything, it’s just because his political views are so far ahead of their time that he must be stopped now before the world as we know it ceases to exsist. Ha, I’m just kidding. I’m all for a revolution, baby. Viva la revolution!

Also, if you tickle Sylo right under his rib cage, he’ll giggle like a school girl for hours. Fact.

-NOG

Not a lot of the D this week, but that’s cool… we like to give the other guys a chance to shine. Can’t keep the spotlight on yourself forver, you know. We’re not Triple H. … As much as we’d like to be, Steph is HOT.

Transcript can be found here.